The Mustache Ride

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lyrics

I mustache you a question, but my tongue is tied
Do you know how hairy things are bound to get
Once you've ridden on the mustache ride?

It's the mustache ride

You don't get no beef and gravy, no salad on the side
But you'll be back for seconds, baby
Once you've ridden on the mustache ride

It's the mustache ride
And it's a damn good time
I told you once and I told you twice
You oughta get you ticket to ride on the mustache ride

I ain't no Pentecostal preacher, but you might see the light
I'll be talking in tongues, baby, you'll be riding on the mustache ride

It's the mustache ride

I'm a licensed cunnilinguist, I teach my classes at night
You won't doubt my credentials, baby
Once you've ridden on the mustache ride

It's the mustache ride
Go on and get in line
I might be wrong but I'd wager I'm right
It's gonna tickle your fancy riding on the mustache ride

Good lord, this song is taking it's sweet time
My jaw is getting tight
Let me bring this tune to a climax, baby
Get off of the mustache ride

It's the mustache ride
And it's a damn good time
But the ride is closed, let's call it a night
I'll see you next time you ride on the mustache ride

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from The High Country, released February 1, 2016

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